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This Just In – Zombie Jerky

Zombies eat our brains, right? So it’s only fair that we should get to nibble on them as well.

Zombies eat our brains, right? So it’s only fair that we should get to nibble on them as well.

Thrill to this weird product: zombie meat. If the packaging doesn’t cinch the deal, did I mention it’s BLUE!!! The kind folks at Pink Tentacle say that it tastes shockingly like peppered beef jerky — which is shocking because I always thought zombies tasted like chicken.

And riddle me this: Why do I keep saying zombies are soooo last apocalypse … and then posting yet another zombie related link?

Well as Ralph Waldo Emerson once wrote “A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little … BRAINS!! BRAINS!!!”