Okay, here’s a hilariously weird, hairy dream I had recently.
In the dream, I was getting dressed to go out. I decided to hear a sleeveless top, so I stood in front of a mirror and lifted my arms to see if my armpits passed inspection or not.
When I looked, I was astonished to see about 30 thick black hairs as large as an inch of pipe cleaner under each of my arms!
I was absolutely amazed! I’d never seen anything like it before.
I knew I couldn’t wear the shirt I was going to put on, but I was completely flummoxed about what I was supposed to do next. I’d never seen an armpit this hairy before. Like, could I even mow those pipe cleaners down with a razor?!?