#359: Very Hairy

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Photo by http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Arz. Used under the Creative Commons License.

(Female, 30’s)
Okay, here’s a hilariously weird, hairy dream I had recently.

In the dream, I was getting dressed to go out. I decided to hear a sleeveless top, so I stood in front of a mirror and lifted my arms to see if my armpits passed inspection or not.

When I looked, I was astonished to see about 30 thick black hairs as large as an inch of pipe cleaner under each of my arms!

I was absolutely amazed! I’d never seen anything like it before.

I knew I couldn’t wear the shirt I was going to put on, but I was completely flummoxed about what I was supposed to do next. I’d never seen an armpit this hairy before. Like, could I even mow those pipe cleaners down with a razor?!?

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