Bone Shaped Luggage

Would I kid about something as… weird as this? Samsonite makes a model of luggage that is shaped like a human rib cage. The “Hero 20″ Upright” is a sleek one-piece mold and it comes in black or “ivory/bone.” The design is oddly compelling but am I the only one who thinks it might draw a bit of the wrong kind of attention in these paranoid times, especially in the ultra-paranoid environment of air travel?

Still did I mention that I really kind of want one?

http://www.samsoniteblacklabel.com/scatalog/shopcollection.do