This Just In – Zombie Jerky

Zombies eat our brains, right? So it’s only fair that we should get to nibble on them as well.

Thrill to this weird product: zombie meat. If the packaging doesn’t cinch the deal, did I mention it’s BLUE!!! The kind folks at Pink Tentacle say that it tastes shockingly like peppered beef jerky — which is shocking because I always thought zombies tasted like chicken.

And riddle me this: Why do I keep saying zombies are soooo last apocalypse … and then posting yet another zombie related link?

Well as Ralph Waldo Emerson once wrote “A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little … BRAINS!! BRAINS!!!”

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